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Image by Messan Edoh from Pixabay

Image by Messan Edoh from Pixabay

Good morning friends!
I have been told that when I use all capital letters it sounds like I am shouting.
So here goes…
IF YOU HAD THE FORESIGHT TO BUY A MEMBERSHIP OR PACKAGE OF ADJUSTMENTS  IN OUR OFFICE, CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR YOU TO BE USING YOUR MEMBERSHIP! OFTEN! REGULARLY!
Why?
(more shouting) BECAUSE ALL THE STRESS AND UNCERTAINTY AND DISRUPTION HAS NOT GONE UNNOTICED BY YOUR BODY AND EMOTIONS AND YES THEY ARE LINKED. IN FACT EVERY EMOTION YOU EXPERIENCE IS PERCEIVED BY EVERY CELL IN YOUR BODY SIMULTANEOUSLY. (Please reference “Molecules of Emotion” by Candace Pert PhD) THE RESULT OF THIS CONSTANT BARRAGE OF BODILY INFORMATION, IF IT IS CHRONICALLY NEGATIVE, RESULTS IN A CORTISOL BATH. THE AFFECT IS OVERALL BODILY DYSFUNCTION, A LOWERING OF IMMUNE SYSTEM FUNCTION, AND OFTEN PAIN.
Read that last paragraph again because if you can get your brain around this idea, your health will be improved, and not by a little.
So what to do?
GET YOURSELF ADJUSTED! THE BEST PLACE FOR YOU TO BE RIGHT NOW IS IN OUR OFFICE.  AND YES WE WILL BE OPEN UNTIL SOMEONE CAN PRY THE ACTIVATOR FROM MY HANDS. YOU NEED WHAT WE HAVE NOW MORE THAN EVER.
Don’t be shy. We are here to serve you. If you know someone we can help, by all means send them in. They need it too, their emotions are raw as well.
And remember Health Comes From You, not to you!
Cheers,
ks
PS-We will be playing a Steve Martin bluegrass album in the office today! Steve Martin puts a smile on my face every time.

6 Join the Conversation

  1. MaryKate DeBoer says
    Mar 25, 2020 at 4:17 PM

    Oh yay!! Glad to hear that you WANT people to come in! I was hesitant to pop in this week but now I will definitely come in to get adjusted! :)

    • frontdesk@swaimchiropractic.com says
      Mar 25, 2020 at 9:36 AM

      Sorry you felt hesitant and so glad we will get to see you. Spread the word and keep up the good work of caring for yourself and your family!

  2. Mark and Rebecca says
    Mar 25, 2020 at 7:30 PM

    OK, OK!! NOW IN ADDITION TO EVERYTHING ELSE MY BODY HAS BEEN BARRAGED BY YOU, DR. SWAIM, YELLING AT ME TELLING ME TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. Message received. Now that the cells in my body are recovering from the most recent barrage of information, my blood pressure is going down, I am going to go into my zin position and chill. After we have chilled enough, we will give serious consideration to seeing you again.

    • frontdesk@swaimchiropractic.com says
      Mar 25, 2020 at 1:39 PM

      Make my day with a photo of you in your zen position! And thank you for sticking with us. This is essential care and you deserve it!

  3. Jeanette Pittman says
    Mar 26, 2020 at 4:07 AM

    It's great you are open, ready to help. Love your enthusiasm, Dr. Swaim and staff! Now, to get over being shouted at online. ;)

    • frontdesk@swaimchiropractic.com says
      Mar 27, 2020 at 8:01 AM

      To quote Adam Sandler in Wedding Singer: "YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY D--- WORD I HAVE TO SAY!" (Please excuse the expletive and use this link to hear) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3s5xsVHOJQs Thanks for reading and engaging with us. We love it!

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